Ministry of Communications implements anti-spam measures

The Ministry of Communications, in one of its last acts, has implemented an anti-spam measure in A1′s new email system, designed to “get one back”, according to Minister for Communications, Sir. Philip Fish. The strategy, which involves redirecting all spam to a specific email address, “may not necessarily do anything directly, but makes us feel a lot better”, according to Sir. Fish. “In a nutshell, any email received at this email address will receive an auto-reply email containing 10,000 words of “NGGG”, as well as an email signature that would drain the bandwidth of any decent web-user – it contains hundreds of copies of a 9000 x 9800px picture, which alone is around 4MB in size”.

It is understood that the reforms are a few days away from being announced.

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3 Responses to Ministry of Communications implements anti-spam measures

  1. King Quentin I of Wyvern says:

    Sweet.

  2. Erm, and what if the spam filter accidentally classifies an email which wasn’t spam as spam?

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